Our Barn Critters

Oh hey, I’m Kevin, the resident pigeon and farm supervisor here at Rescue Ranch. Nothing—and I mean nothing—happens without me knowing about it. Everyone checks in with me first before they proceed. I might choose to land on your head (it’s my thing), but heads up—sometimes I bite. It’s nothing personal; I just like to keep everyone on their toes. Don’t worry, I’m super friendly... as long as you remember who’s in charge. Spoiler alert: it’s me. See you soon—if you pass inspection! 

Oh, hello… I’m Eeyore, the resident donkey at Rescue Ranch. People say I seem a little sad sometimes, but honestly, it’s all part of my plan—because who can resist giving extra cuddles to a gloomy guy like me? Don’t be fooled, though. Beneath my “oh woe is me” act, I’m a big softie who just loves a good snuggle (and maybe a treat or two). With a little patience, you’ll find I’m not so sad after all—just a master of getting attention. Come visit, and let’s be mopey together... or not. 

I’m Barack O’Llama, the unofficial president of the farm for the past five years! My first ladies, Maggie and Millie (they’re sheep, and absolute perfection), are always by my side, keeping me grounded. I take my role as guardian-in-chief seriously, though I always make time for my favourite constituents:  dogs. Life here is llama-zing, and I’m honoured to serve another term!

Hi, we’re Maggie and Millie, the first ladies of the farm! We adore Barack O’Llama (he’s the best bodyguard and Farm President), but we’re a bit on the shy side. You’ll usually find us close by, quietly stealing the spotlight in our own sheepish way!

Oh, hey there! I’m Prince, one of the stars of Rescue Ranch—and, yes, I’ve been dubbed the “Prince of the Farm” (not to brag or anything). I found my way here after wandering around, searching for the perfect place to call home, and now I rule... I mean, live here happily with my buddies. My favorite thing in the world? Mashed apples—seriously, they’re fit for royalty! Come by and say hi—I promise to be on my best princely behavior (as long as you bring snacks).

Hi, I’m Copper, one of the goats here at Rescue Ranch, and if I do say so myself, I’m pretty hard to miss with my unique calico-style coat! People are always saying how cute I am—and, well, they’re not wrong. I’m a bit of a softie who loves a good scratch behind the ears, but don’t let my sweet side fool you—I’m full of energy and always up for an adventure. Come visit sometime, and I’ll show you just how charming a little goat like me can be!

Hi there! I’m Hamish, the big pig of Rescue Ranch, and I’m all about two things: food and naps. Seriously, I love all food—if it’s edible, it’s my favorite. Just don’t be late with my meals, or I might get a little…hangry. When I’m not munching away, you’ll find me napping in my freshly fluffed bed. Yep, I fluff it up myself—did you know pigs do that? It’s like making the perfect nest for the ultimate snooze. Stop by sometime, and don’t forget a snack—this pig doesn’t mess around when it comes to treats (or nap time)!

Hiya, I’m Charlie, the cheekiest pig you’ll ever meet! I’m the first one to come running when new visitors arrive—after all, someone’s gotta be the welcoming committee! I’m super friendly, and cuddles are my absolute favorite (hint hint). When I’m not busy being everyone’s best friend, you’ll usually find me getting into a little mischief—just enough to keep things interesting. Life’s all about having fun, and I’m here to make sure there’s never a dull moment. Come visit me, and I’ll be your new best buddy in no time!

Hello, I’m Mr. P—short for Mr. Porkchop McSnortington III (but you can call me Mr. P for short). I’m Rescue Ranch’s resident grump, but don’t let that scare you off—I’m all bark, or rather, grunt, and no bite. I love my naps more than anything, so if you mess with my bed, you’re definitely going to hear about it. I might squeal, I might snort, but deep down, I’m just a soft-hearted guy who loves his cozy routine. Come hangout during nap time, aka all the time.

Peek-a-boo! I’m PJ, the happiest goat at Rescue Ranch! You’ll probably spot me sneaking up on you with my big, goofy grin—I can’t help it, I just love surprises. I’ve got a permanent smile on my face, and I’m always up to something, whether it’s making new friends, exploring, or pulling off my best sneak attack. Don’t worry, I’m all about fun and love a good cuddle once I’ve made my grand entrance. Come say hi—but watch out, I might already be behind you! 🐐😁

HELLO!!! I'M LOUDY - THE GOAT WHO ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY! AND I SAY IT LOUD! WHETHER IT’S MEAL TIME, NAP TIME, OR LITERALLY ANY OTHER TIME, YOU’LL PROBABLY HEAR ME BEFORE YOU SEE ME. I THINK MY VOICE ADDS A LITTLE EXTRA FLAIR TO THE RANCH. DON’T WORRY, THOUGH—I’M AS FRIENDLY AS I AM LOUD, AND I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE (AND LETTING THEM KNOW EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT EVERYTHING). STOP BY AND SAY HI!!!!!