Hi, we’re Maggie and Millie, the first ladies of the farm! We adore Barack O’Llama (he’s the best bodyguard and Farm President), but we’re a bit on the shy side. You’ll usually find us close by, quietly stealing the spotlight in our own sheepish way!
Oh, hey there! I’m Prince, one of the stars of Rescue Ranch—and, yes, I’ve been dubbed the “Prince of the Farm” (not to brag or anything). I found my way here after wandering around, searching for the perfect place to call home, and now I rule... I mean, live here happily with my buddies. My favorite thing in the world? Mashed apples—seriously, they’re fit for royalty! Come by and say hi—I promise to be on my best princely behavior (as long as you bring snacks).
Hi, I’m Copper, one of the goats here at Rescue Ranch, and if I do say so myself, I’m pretty hard to miss with my unique calico-style coat! People are always saying how cute I am—and, well, they’re not wrong. I’m a bit of a softie who loves a good scratch behind the ears, but don’t let my sweet side fool you—I’m full of energy and always up for an adventure. Come visit sometime, and I’ll show you just how charming a little goat like me can be!
Hi there! I’m Hamish, the big pig of Rescue Ranch, and I’m all about two things: food and naps. Seriously, I love all food—if it’s edible, it’s my favorite. Just don’t be late with my meals, or I might get a little…hangry. When I’m not munching away, you’ll find me napping in my freshly fluffed bed. Yep, I fluff it up myself—did you know pigs do that? It’s like making the perfect nest for the ultimate snooze. Stop by sometime, and don’t forget a snack—this pig doesn’t mess around when it comes to treats (or nap time)!
Hiya, I’m Charlie, the cheekiest pig you’ll ever meet! I’m the first one to come running when new visitors arrive—after all, someone’s gotta be the welcoming committee! I’m super friendly, and cuddles are my absolute favorite (hint hint). When I’m not busy being everyone’s best friend, you’ll usually find me getting into a little mischief—just enough to keep things interesting. Life’s all about having fun, and I’m here to make sure there’s never a dull moment. Come visit me, and I’ll be your new best buddy in no time!
Hello, I’m Mr. P—short for Mr. Porkchop McSnortington III (but you can call me Mr. P for short). I’m Rescue Ranch’s resident grump, but don’t let that scare you off—I’m all bark, or rather, grunt, and no bite. I love my naps more than anything, so if you mess with my bed, you’re definitely going to hear about it. I might squeal, I might snort, but deep down, I’m just a soft-hearted guy who loves his cozy routine. Come hangout during nap time, aka all the time.
Peek-a-boo! I’m PJ, the happiest goat at Rescue Ranch! You’ll probably spot me sneaking up on you with my big, goofy grin—I can’t help it, I just love surprises. I’ve got a permanent smile on my face, and I’m always up to something, whether it’s making new friends, exploring, or pulling off my best sneak attack. Don’t worry, I’m all about fun and love a good cuddle once I’ve made my grand entrance. Come say hi—but watch out, I might already be behind you! 🐐😁
HELLO!!! I'M LOUDY - THE GOAT WHO ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING TO SAY! AND I SAY IT LOUD! WHETHER IT’S MEAL TIME, NAP TIME, OR LITERALLY ANY OTHER TIME, YOU’LL PROBABLY HEAR ME BEFORE YOU SEE ME. I THINK MY VOICE ADDS A LITTLE EXTRA FLAIR TO THE RANCH. DON’T WORRY, THOUGH—I’M AS FRIENDLY AS I AM LOUD, AND I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE (AND LETTING THEM KNOW EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT EVERYTHING). STOP BY AND SAY HI!!!!!
Clearly, I am the G.O.A.T. of all goats, and I make sure everyone knows it! Meal time? That’s my ultimate competition. I inspect every dish to make sure no one has something better than me—because, let’s be real, what’s mine is mine, and what’s theirs… is also mine!
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¡Hola, amigos! I am Chica, a little sweetheart from Mexico who made my way to Canada about seven years ago. I had to learn how to speak gringo at first, but don’t worry—I’m a fast learner. Now, I’m fluent in charm, quiet confidence, and the fine art of puppy-dog eyes (which I use very effectively). I am a quiet observer, always keeping a watchful eye on the ranch and making sure strangers know who's in charge. But beneath my serious side, I have a heart full of love—just ask anyone who’s fallen for my sweet, soulful gaze.
Aloha, I was rescued from Hawaii! My Hawaiian name is “Wailele” but here at the ranch they call me Layla. I have been here for about 8 years now, not quite accustomed to the temperature change just yet. Don’t get me wrong, I love it here, but things get a bit fast paced for me sometimes, probably because I still am on Hawaiian time.
Hey, I’m Wasso! Now, I’ve never had this officially confirmed, but I think I’m the favourite… after all, I am the baby. At just a year and a half old, I still have plenty of playful energy, which—let’s be honest—might sometimes test the patience of my older pals. But hey, I’m just living my best life! I love it here at the ranch, where there’s always room for zoomies, naps in the sun, and best of all, cuddles in Mom’s bed (yep, we all get to share!). Life is good, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
I’ve been at the ranch long enough to see many things—some I approve of, some… not so much. It takes me a while to accept new members of the household (as it should), but in the end, my opinion is the one that really matters. I like to think of myself as the quiet observer, the one who keeps things in order around here. That said, I’ve made some truly lasting friendships, and for that, I’ll always be grateful. Just don’t expect me to show it too much—I do have a reputation to maintain.
I’ve ruled this paradise for over eight years, and trust me, nothing happens here without my approval. I am the queen, the boss, the all-seeing feline overlord. Bow accordingly.
I'm Cosmo! I came to Rescue Ranch many years ago with my best friend, Dino, and together, we’ve had the privilege of meeting so many wonderful friends along the way. I’m the quiet type—I don’t need to be the center of attention, but I take in everything around me. Life here is simple, peaceful, and exactly how I like it. Every day is a gift, and I make sure to enjoy each one to the fullest.
Hey there, welcome to the Hen House! Around here, we’ve got standards—high ones. I’m Penny, the prettiest (obviously) and the bossiest (naturally). We peck, we party, and we don’t tolerate nonsense. So if you want in? Bring your best cluck-game and show me you belong.
When we heard the buzz about Rescue Ranch being the place to be, we just had to check it out. And let us tell you—it did not disappoint! From endless snacks to top-tier lounging spots, this place is even better than we imagined!
I tagged along with some friends to check out the ranch, and let’s just say… best decision ever. The views? Stunning. The snacks? Top-notch. The vibes? Immaculate. Safe to say, I’m living my best goat life!
When I first showed up at Rescue Ranch, they called me "The Trouble Maker" (pretty rad, right?). But then along came Marvin – a bigger trouble maker than me! I may have lost my crown, but I didn’t lose any of my pals.
Life at Rescue Ranch is perfect for us bunnies. All the critters totally respect us, and let’s be honest, they adore us too. Looks like we’re sticking around for the long haul!
Second-in-command at Rescue Ranch (Robin holds the top spot, but I let him). I may be small, but don’t let that fool you—respect is earned, and I make sure everyone knows it. My family is everything, and if you mess with them, well… let’s just say you won’t make that mistake twice. Around here, I keep things in order, hold my ground, and make sure the ranch runs just the way it should.
It's Taco-Time! Pretty sure I got my cool name because of my color—fitting, right? I’ve been lucky to call the ranch home for the past three years, but I’ll be honest, when I first arrived, I wasn’t so sure about this place. Took me about a week to give my final stamp of approval, but once I did, it was smooth sailing from there. Now, I’m living the good life, soaking up the sun, enjoying my space, and making sure everyone knows… I’m kind of a big deal around here.
At 35 years old, I’ve earned my title as the ranch’s unofficial wise guru. The younger ones know to give me a little extra space as I strut my stuff—truly a sign of their wisdom!
Okay, so I’m the new horse in town, and I’ll admit, I was a little picky about my roommates. I mean, I’m used to just hanging with horses, but all these other animals? Turns out, they’re pretty chill. It’s like one big, happy (and surprisingly harmonious) zoo!
We rolled into Rescue Ranch as the unfamiliar species, and we’ve made it our life’s work to intimidate anyone who dares step foot here. But don’t spread it around – our bark’s way bigger than our bite!
I arrived at Rescue Ranch with 2 competitive suitors, but in the end I succumbed to Bob's passion.
When I first arrived at Rescue Ranch, I was instantly smitten with this beautiful señorita named Taquito. Even though we do not share the same avian background, it was love at first sight.
I was born with a genetic condition, but who needs walking when you can swim like a champion? I spend my days making waves, snuggling up for cozy cuddles, and having the best time with my favourite toys. Life’s a splash, and I’m here for it!
Who needs two perfect wings when you've got a heart full of adventure? I may fly a little differently (or not at all), but I’m still soaring through life in my own special way!
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